I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
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I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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