I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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