Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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