Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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