chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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