Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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