Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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