Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
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her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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