can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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