I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
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Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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