return my video game
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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