I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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