yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
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EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
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Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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