spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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