the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
it was like his penis was on wheels.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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