I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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