Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
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First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
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I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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