I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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