He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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