How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
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It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
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Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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