which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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