What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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