He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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