I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
