i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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