My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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