Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
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