youre lurking in front of me
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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