I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
