I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Randomize
