If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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