dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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