Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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