Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
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We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
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The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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