and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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