I hate your face
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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