Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
are you so shy because you have an std?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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