GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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