I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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