she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
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I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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