the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
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I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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