I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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