is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
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I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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