I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
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Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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