No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
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You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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