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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...

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  wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb

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• (904): View more from Florida

  watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..

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• (516): View more from New York

  Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?

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  Agreed.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?

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• (516): View more from New York

  Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number

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• (940): View more from Texas

  I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.

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