Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas