im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
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