is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often