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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college

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• (210): View more from Texas

  yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."

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  look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.

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• (310): View more from California

  I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.

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• (909): View more from California

  It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me

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  And a merry methadone to all

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.

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• (212): View more from New York

  Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  COCAINE IS GR8

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