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(703): View more from Virginia

is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have

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(914): View more from New York

still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.

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(320): View more from Minnesota

I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.

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(703): View more from Virginia

i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.

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(513): View more from Ohio

conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often

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