Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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