I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
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Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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