The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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