He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
