I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
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A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
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I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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