$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Come see our sink grown plant.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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